Dearest Ladies,
I have been spreading my dating efforts too thin lately and felt sincerely distraught at not being able to afford you all the individual care and attention you deserve. Thus, I have chosen to send you all a newsletter detailing my efforts, adventures, and availability for the upcoming month. Use this information however you see fit.
Kindest Regards,
David Coats
Gentleman, Courtier, and Scholar
PS Mitch could you forward this message to Kristen?
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